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Very Useful List Indeed
Programming Security
1 day ago 156.5K views 0 shares
Very Useful List Indeed
The eternal struggle of a developer's brain refusing to shut down at bedtime. Just as you're drifting off to sleep, your brain hits you with the impossible dream: "What if there was a GitHub list of GDPR-compliant EU companies that actually respect privacy?" Your brain knows full well this mythical collection is as rare as bug-free code on the first commit. The wide-eyed stare in the final panel perfectly captures that moment when you realize you'll be debugging this thought until 4 AM instead of sleeping. Finding ethical tech companies is like searching for proper documentation – theoretically possible but practically nonexistent.

The Ethical Hacker's Retirement Plan
Security Programming Debugging
17 days ago 70.0K views 0 shares
The Ethical Hacker's Retirement Plan
The corporate ladder? Pfft. The real career hack is introducing catastrophic bugs and then heroically "discovering" them through the bounty program. Why slave away for years climbing the ranks when you can just create the problem you're paid to solve? It's like arson for firefighters, but with better stock options. The ultimate insider trading that somehow passes legal scrutiny. Just don't get caught or you'll be enjoying a different kind of "remote work" - the kind with prison WiFi.

Google A Din 1999
Webdev Javascript Frontend
1 month ago 116.5K views 0 shares
Google A Din 1999
Ah, Google circa 1999 - the innocent childhood photo before puberty hit and turned it into a data-hoarding monster with commitment issues. Look at that adorable promise: "a pure search engine — no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions." That aged about as well as my promise to only have one cookie from the jar. Now Google tracks you more closely than your ex on social media and has more ads than a Times Square billboard. The digital equivalent of "I'll just have one drink tonight" followed by waking up with a sponsored hangover.

This Is A Certified Fang Moment
Frontend Webdev React Javascript Programming
1 month ago 127.4K views 0 shares
This Is A Certified Fang Moment
The ultimate tech interview gauntlet: survive 16 mini-interviews, 2 background checks, and 4 programming tests only to be rewarded with... centering a div. Classic FANG move! Nothing says "welcome to the big leagues" like immediately facing CSS's final boss. Congrats on your $250k salary package—hope you remembered how to use display: flex and justify-content: center without Googling it!