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Content 16.3.2022 Seems ok, but shady to ask accecs to all files Oliko tst arvostelusta hyty? Kyll Ei HEC 16.3.2022 It is quite common for file editors to ask for files access A 7.4.2020 Give acces for images?! Any good arguments for that? Oliko tst arvostelusta hyty? Kyll Ei IIEC 7.4.2020 This app requires access to files in general. Surprisingly, images are files as well. You can also process your "images" with Pillow library if you like. ProdrammerHumor io

Content Me explaining how my code is more efficient My boss trying to make sense of the errors

When a dev says they'll fix a bug in 1 hour, they genuinely believe it. They've already mentally solved it, refactored the entire module, and written the unit tests. What they haven't accounted for is: the bug being in legacy code written by someone who's now unreachable, three dependency conflicts, a missing environment variable that only exists in production, and the realization that fixing this one thing breaks two other things. So yeah, believe them. They'll fix it in 1 hour. Just don't ask which hour, or on which day, or in what timezone. The optimism is real, the timeline is... negotiable.

Content I LovE HONEY! BuT You know what I DON'T Love? SQL

Content MY BRAIN LOVES TO VISUALIZE AILTHE POSSIBLE FUTURES IN WHICH BAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN BUT IT HELPS IN PROGRAMMING WHICH IS NICE

Ah, Golang's date formatting—the language where someone thought, "You know what developers need? More cognitive load!" Instead of using sensible formats like everyone else, Go decided that the reference date January 2, 2006 at 3:04:05 PM MST (01/02 03:04:05PM '06 -0700) would be their magic template. Want to format a date? Just remember which parts of this specific moment in time to use! It's like having to recite a magic incantation every time you need to print a simple timestamp. Seven years into using Go and I still have to Google this nonsense every single time.