Memory Leak In Pseudo Code

C++ and Python walk into a bar. C++ asks Python its name, then immediately realizes its mistake. Meanwhile, C++ crashes spectacularly with a segmentation fault when asked the same question, spewing memory addresses and error codes like it's having an existential crisis. Python just smugly says "Python!" because it doesn't have to worry about pointer arithmetic or memory management. And that, friends, is why some of us choose languages that don't make us debug core dumps at 2PM on a Friday.

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Ah, the classic Windows fullscreen trap. Open a new window, suddenly your entire screen is consumed like a black hole swallowing a star system. Then comes the frantic mouse-to-corner ritual we all perform like ancient tech shamans. And just when you think you've escaped... you realize you just closed an unsaved document that contained the only copy of your 10,000-word thesis. Windows: turning casual computing into extreme sports since 1985.

When your PR shows "-9,953" lines of code and your manager gives you a thumbs up. Nothing says "senior developer" like knowing what code not to write. The most efficient code is the code that doesn't exist. Somewhere a project manager is frantically updating their burndown chart while wondering how to report "negative progress" to stakeholders.

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