Job security Memes

Ah yes, "vibe coding" - the revolutionary approach where you just stare judgmentally at your computer until it writes its own code out of sheer awkwardness. That skeptical expression perfectly captures the reaction of every engineer who's been told their job is being replaced by the latest buzzword. Next up: "energy programming" where you just burn incense near your laptop and manifest a working app.

Job security in the age of AI isn't about your coding skills—it's about clients who say "make it pop" and "you know what I mean" in the same breath. After 15 years of translating "I want something simple" into 47 database tables and a microservice architecture, I've realized our greatest defense against automation is clients who can't articulate what they want beyond "like Amazon but better." The day clients can write coherent requirements is the day I'll start worrying about AI taking my job.

When AI takes your job, it doesn't even have the decency to wear a suit. On the left: a tech company coldly announcing layoffs with the classic "unfortunately your role is eliminated" corporate speak. On the right: the culprit - just a neural network equation that probably cost less to run than the CEO's coffee budget. Nothing says "future of work" quite like getting replaced by some Greek letters and summation notation. The real irony? The developers who built these models are probably next on the chopping block. Talk about training your own replacement!

BREAKING NEWS: AI absolutely MASSACRES basic arithmetic while showing its work! The audacity of this machine to think that if someone is 70, and their sister was half their age when they were 6, she'd be 73 now?! HONEY, NO! The sister is 67! If she was 3 when you were 6, she's always going to be 3 years younger than you! The age gap doesn't magically change with time! This is why programmers still have job security—AI can't even handle elementary school math problems without making them unnecessarily complicated. And they want this thing driving our cars?! I CAN'T EVEN! 💀

GASP! The AUDACITY of matrix multiplication to steal someone's job! 😱 What we're witnessing here is the TRAGIC moment when a programmer realizes that AI can now do matrix calculations that used to be their bread and butter. The highlighted columns in the matrices show how AI models like Grok can process these complex mathematical operations in MILLISECONDS while we mere mortals spent YEARS perfecting our linear algebra skills! The desperate plea to Grok (Twitter's AI) to "please explain" is the digital equivalent of watching your career flash before your eyes. It's the mathematical equivalent of finding out your spouse has been cheating on you with a calculator!