maintenance Memes

"It turned out that the monitor wasn't plugged in lol. Thanks for coming though"

"It turned out that the monitor wasn't plugged in lol. Thanks for coming though" | maintenance-memes, monitor-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content An IT maintenance guy is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he's no longer needed.

Just Let The Ai Cook

justLetTheAiCook | software-memes, tech-memes, development-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, maintenance-memes, devs-memes, edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 2024: "Let's hire a bunch of junior devs - they can just use Al for everything!" 2025: "Plot twist: The real 10x engineers are the ones who know what Al isn't saying." AI SoftwareDevelopment TechThoughts WHAT AI TELLS YOU MAINTENANCE BURDEN ARCHITECTURE DESIGN TRADEOFFS OBSERVABILITY IMPLICATIONS FAILURE MODES INAPPROPRIATE PATTERN CHOICES HIDDEN COUPLING LEAKY ABSTRACTIONS EDGE CASES

Maintenance Is The Root Of All Problems

maintenanceIsTheRootOfAllProblems | maintenance-memes, git-memes, github-memes, data-memes, database-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How GitHub's Database Self-Destructed in 43 Seconds Ke Vin Kevin Fang 137K subscribers Subscribed V RichieYT 8 months ago These problems always occur during routine maintenance. That's why I don't do any maintenance whatsoever and my systems have never experienced downtime (although I've never checked) 16 3.6k 4 Reply 24 replies nicholasfinch4087 8 months ago can't have a problem if you don't see a problem 586 Reply

Opportunity Of Alifetime

opportunityOfALifetime | coding-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, java-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, maintenance-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, react-memes, git-memes, github-memes, gitlab-memes, version-memes, version control-memes, android studio-memes, ios-memes, swift-memes, xcode-memes, firebase-memes, forms-memes, react native-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, api-memes, flutter-memes, rest-memes, date-memes, kotlin-memes, jenkins-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, edge-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, devops-memes, startup-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content About Us: We're a stealth startup on the verge of launching an innovative mobile app on iOS, Android and a web applicationplatform. Our app is built on a modern tech stack, and we're looking for a highly-skilled mobile developer to join as a founding team member. This is an opportunity to be part of something big from the ground up. The Role: As the Founding Mobile Developer, you will take ownership of the entire mobile development process, from architecture and coding to deployment and maintenance. You'll work closely with the founders to shape the product and bring it to market. What You'll Do: Design, develop, and maintain the mobile app on both iOS and Android platforms. Collaborate with cross-functional teams to define, design, and ship new features. Ensure the performance, quality, and responsiveness of applications. Identify and fix bugs, and continuously improve the app's performance. Stay up-to-date with new mobile technology trends, frameworks, and tools. Required Skills: iOS Development: Strong experience with Swift and Xcode. Android Development: Expertise in Java and Android Studio. Knowledge of RESTful APIs and integration of third-party libraries and APIs. Experience with version control (Git, GitHub). Familiarity with mobile UIUX standards and design patterns. Ability to debug and optimize app performance for efficiency. Bonus Skills (Nice to Have): Experience with Kotlin for Android or Obiective-C for iOS. Experience with cross-platform frameworks like React Native or Flutter. Knowledge of cloud services (AWS, Firebase, etc.). Understanding of DevOps and continuous integration tools (Jenkins, GitLab CI). What We're Looking For: A proactive, problem-solving mindset and an entrepreneurial spirit. Strong attention to detail and a passion for building seamless user experiences. Ability to work independently and as part of a small team in a fast-paced startup environment. Willingness to wear multiple hats and tackle various challenges as we scale. Compensation: Equity-Based: Compensation is in the form of equity until we launch and begin generating revenue, after which a salary will be provided

Kernel Maintenance Life

kernelMaintenanceLife | maintenance-memes, c-memes, language-memes, kernel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Memory satet issue reported ASM Memory safe language suggested GO C

Low Code High Maintenance

lowCodeHighMaintenance | code-memes, maintenance-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Force them to click 200 actions in 50 flows in Low Code tools Allow writing 50 lines of code MANAGERS

Comments save lives!

Comments save lives! | coding-memes, code-memes, maintenance-memes, flutter-memes, http-memes, ide-memes, comment-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Flutter Mapp . SUBSCRIBE 1 day ago Never have comments in you code! Why? 1. You code should speak for itself. 2. Less maintenance (No need to edit the comments when vou edit the code) 3. Time consuming (Longer to read and write Do vou agree or not? This tip is from the following video (TOP 10 Coding Tips): https:www.youtube.comwatch? VrV5qP... I agree, no comments I don't agree, comments is important 7.2K votes 13 70 22 78 E 89 made with mematic I love democracy.

That Will Be An Important Lesson

thatWillBeAnImportantLesson | maintenance-memes, terminal-memes, command-memes, cli-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Are you sure we want to entrust the maintenance of the app to the client? It's a single, pre- made command copied into the terminal, what could possibly go wrong?

Maintenance Is Hell

maintenanceIsHell | maintenance-memes, shell-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content get new jira ticket look inside expected system behavior

Found this in the wild

Found this in the wild | programmer-memes, maintenance-memes, program-memes, debugging-memes, bugs-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, rest-memes, date-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER No hugs kisses, only bugs fixes No dates, only updates No Crush, only crash No 69, only fix the line No romance, only maintenance No hugging, only debugging (TES No rest, only test No smile, only compile No one trustable, only variable

Guys, we're screwed!

Guys, we're screwed! | maintenance-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content stack overflow Stack Overflow is currently offline for maintenance

Life is beautiful

Life is beautiful | programmer-memes, maintenance-memes, program-memes, debugging-memes, bugs-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, rest-memes, date-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The life of a programmer U No hugs kisses, only bugs fixes No dates, only updates No crush, only crash No 69, only fix the line No romance, only maintenance No hugging, only debugging No rest, only test 15 No smile, only compile No one trustable, only variable