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Its Almost 2026

11 days ago 142.2K views 1 shares

Nothing screams "legacy codebase" quite like a footer that still says "© 2022" in the year 2025. The irony here is beautiful: a product claiming to solve the problem of outdated copyright years... while displaying an outdated copyright year in its own footer. It's like a fitness app with a broken step counter or a spell-checker with typos in its marketing. The real kicker? They're marketing this as "Product of the day 46th" while simultaneously proving they need their own product. Either they haven't launched yet, or they're running the most meta marketing campaign in history. Pro tip: if you're selling a solution to automatically update copyright years, maybe start by using it on your own site. Just a thought.

Is This Programming In The 2026 🤔

AI Programming Debugging

11 days ago 167.9K views 2 shares

Welcome to the dystopian future where your job isn't writing code anymore—it's being a therapist to AI-generated spaghetti code. The AI confidently spits out a module that "works" but nobody understands why, and now you're stuck maintaining it like some cursed artifact. The real kicker? You can't just rewrite it because management loves their shiny AI tool, and explaining that the AI created an unmaintainable mess is like explaining to your cat why it shouldn't knock things off the table. So you sit there, debugging code that has the structural integrity of a house of cards, wondering if your CS degree was just preparation for this exact moment of existential dread. Plot twist: The AI probably trained on Stack Overflow answers, so you're essentially maintaining code written by a neural network that learned from copy-pasted solutions. The circle of life is complete.

Update Your Footer To 2026

Webdev Programming Frontend

16 days ago 185.4K views 0 shares

Every year without fail, someone remembers in late January that they still have "© 2024 Company Name. All rights reserved." sitting in their footer. It's the web dev equivalent of writing the wrong year on checks for the first month. You know it needs updating, you even added it to your mental todo list, but somehow it always slips through until someone inevitably points it out or you randomly notice it yourself weeks later. The real pros just hardcode the current year in a template variable and forget about it forever. The rest of us? We'll see you next January when we go through this dance again.

Why Does Microsoft Exist When Windows Is Finished

Databases Programming Backend

1 month ago 190.5K views 0 shares

Why Does Microsoft Exist When Windows Is Finished

Someone just discovered that Redis developers still have jobs despite Redis being "feature-complete." They're genuinely confused about what a Redis dev does all day if it's just SET and GET commands. The response is pure gold: "The people who make Redis. Also you forgot the pubsub side :P" Then comes the chef's kiss moment: "Isn't Redis done though? It works fine for me." Translation: "My use case is the only use case that matters, so clearly the entire product is finished." By that logic, every software company should shut down the moment their product compiles without errors on someone's machine. Imagine thinking Redis is "done" when there's performance optimization, security patches, new data structures, clustering improvements, memory management enhancements, compatibility updates, and about 47 other things happening behind the scenes. But sure, your GET request works, so ship it and fire everyone.

The Mythical Perfect Library

Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend Backend

3 months ago 218.5K views 0 shares

Finding that perfect third-party library is like hitting the dev lottery. First, you're just happy it exists. Then you discover it's open source? *chef's kiss*. But the real unicorn moments happen when it's actually maintained (not abandoned in 2017), has documentation that doesn't require a PhD to decipher, and—the holy grail—code examples that work on the first try! It's basically the software equivalent of finding a parking spot right in front of the restaurant.

The Ultimate Developer Nightmare

php Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

4 months ago 276.0K views 3 shares

The only thing scarier than a merge conflict at 4:59 PM on Friday? The WordPress logo appearing in your project requirements. That blue "W" has sent more senior devs running for the hills than any code review. It's the universal signal that you're about to spend the next three months fighting with someone else's janky plugins and questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. The brave facade crumbles instantly when faced with the cosmic horror of inheriting a five-year-old WordPress site with 37 abandoned plugins and a custom theme coded by an "SEO expert."

So It's Not Just Us

Debugging Devops Programming Testing

4 months ago 259.2K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic "clean one thing, break another" cascade failure. Just like when you refactor that legacy code and suddenly 47 unrelated tests fail. The oven glass shattered because it couldn't handle being clean for once - much like how production servers crash immediately after you apply those long-overdue security patches. Murphy's Law of maintenance: the moment something is pristine, it will self-destruct out of spite.

Pick Your Poison

Programming Javascript Debugging

5 months ago 256.8K views 0 shares

Ah, the eternal dilemma of legacy maintenance. Do you want to decipher cryptic Fortran from the moon landing era or try to understand whatever framework-of-the-month some junior dev installed because they saw it on a YouTube tutorial? The cold sweat is real. Ancient code at least has the excuse of being written when computers had less memory than your coffee maker. Modern "vibe code" was written yesterday by someone who named all their variables after their favorite anime characters. Either way, you're the poor soul who has to maintain it until retirement or sweet release, whichever comes first.

It Worked. I Don't Know Why. I'm Scared.

Debugging Programming Testing Frontend Backend

6 months ago 279.5K views 0 shares

It Worked. I Don't Know Why. I'm Scared.

The universal debugging experience in two frames: First, your code inexplicably works after 17 random changes and you have no idea which one fixed it. Then comes the existential dread of knowing you'll have to maintain this mysterious black box tomorrow. The fear isn't from bugs—it's from the working code you can't explain. Nothing more terrifying than success you don't understand.

The Last COBOL Developer Pic X(30)

Programming

7 months ago 254.9K views 0 shares

Somewhere in Nebraska, a lone COBOL developer is literally holding up the digital world like Atlas himself. While tech bros brag about their microservices architecture, this unsung hero is silently preventing the financial apocalypse with code older than most developers' parents. Banks don't send thank you cards for averting economic collapse every Tuesday at 2 AM when the batch job mysteriously fails. The real infrastructure isn't in the cloud—it's in Nebraska, running on a language that uses "PIC X(30)" to define a string because it was cool in 1959.

Legacy Code: A Beautiful Piece Of Crap

Programming Debugging Testing Backend

7 months ago 164.2K views 0 shares

The perfect metaphor for our relationship with legacy code! First, we acknowledge it feels abandoned and worthless after years of neglect. Then we realize we actually need it because the entire production system depends on it. We examine it closer, only to discover it's simultaneously a masterpiece of engineering and absolute garbage that nobody wants to refactor. The dung beetle whispering sweet nothings to literal crap is exactly how we justify maintaining that COBOL monstrosity from 1983 that somehow still processes all your financial transactions.

Aight Time To Cash My Sick Leave In

StackOverflow AI Devops Programming Debugging

7 months ago 256.0K views 0 shares

The apocalypse has begun. Both Stack Overflow and Claude AI are down for maintenance simultaneously. That peaceful smile in the top panel? That's the face of a developer who just realized they've got the perfect excuse to call in sick. "Sorry boss, can't debug that critical production issue—my entire support system is offline." The panic in the bottom panel hits when you realize you actually have a deadline today and your entire career now depends on those dusty O'Reilly books you bought "just in case" and never opened. Bonus horror: that R6009 error is "not enough space for environment" which is dev-speak for "your computer is literally too full of npm packages to function anymore."

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