The career progression of programmers, as told by burial containers. From wooden coffins to ancient Egyptian treasures – the difference? Documentation that doesn't make your colleagues want to mummify you alive.
Let's be honest, writing clean code is one thing, but those who take the time to explain why they implemented that bizarre regex pattern at 2AM deserve pharaoh-level treatment in the afterlife. The rest of us? Just toss us in a pine box when we inevitably die from caffeine overdose.