Who's Gonna Tell Her About The Syntax Error

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Who's Gonna Tell Her About The Syntax Error

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The most tragic love story in programming: someone asking "Do you still love me?" and getting a response with a syntax error. That semicolon before "yes" is basically saying "I'm breaking up with you in JavaScript." The compiler caught the red flag before she did. Next time just ghost her like a proper undefined variable.

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