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Who's Gonna Tell Her About The Syntax Error

semicolon syntax error Compiler errors Programmer problems

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1 year ago 408,136 views 0 shares

Who's Gonna Tell Her About The Syntax Error

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The most tragic love story in programming: someone asking "Do you still love me?" and getting a response with a syntax error. That semicolon before "yes" is basically saying "I'm breaking up with you in JavaScript." The compiler caught the red flag before she did. Next time just ghost her like a proper undefined variable.

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