The Canine Code Enforcer

Procrastination Productivity Workethic Developers Accountability Projectdeadlines Codelife

Programming Devops Agile

10 months ago 168,249 views 0 shares

The Canine Code Enforcer

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The golden retriever of accountability has arrived. That judgmental stare penetrates right through your soul as you scroll through memes instead of fixing that critical bug from three sprints ago. Dogs can smell fear, treats, and apparently your complete lack of git commits for the day. Close this tab and get back to work before he reports you to the scrum master. Your productivity metrics aren't fooling anyone, especially not this canine code enforcer.

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