The Canine Code Enforcer

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The eternal developer paradox: starts with "just a quick fix" at 4 AM, ends with a catastrophic codebase massacre. Those bloodshot eyes tell the whole story—the ChatGPT-fueled coding frenzy that began with noble intentions but spiraled into digital chaos. The cat watching through the window is basically your sanity waving goodbye while you descend into madness one prompt at a time. The real horror isn't the bugs—it's the realization you'll have to explain this to your team tomorrow.

Content According to quantum theory, every possible universe exists, so there is a universe where the array is already sorted. We can make use of this by destroying every universe where this is not the case. Efficiency: O(n) def is sorted(array): for i in range(len (array) -1) : if arrayi arrayi1: return False return True def quantumbogo sort (array) : if is sorted(array): return array else: destroy universe() This is left as an exercise to the reader

Content youtuber: I was going to explain the code but that is nerd shit. Let's just see the final result! me who watched the video only for the code:

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Ah, the classic "guess the number or lose your operating system" game! This Python script starts innocently enough - importing random and os modules, generating a random number between 1 and 10, and asking for your guess. But the stakes are ASTRONOMICAL. If you guess correctly: "You Won!" Congrats on your basic pattern recognition skills! If you guess wrong: The script casually executes os.remove("C:\Windows\System32") - essentially nuking the critical directory that keeps your Windows system functioning. Game over... literally. Your computer is now an expensive paperweight. The title "Everyone should play this game 2-3 times in life" is the chef's kiss of sarcasm. Sure, if you enjoy reinstalling your OS as a hobby!