Stress, Hell No

Stress Burnout Legacy code Aging Developer life stack overflow production

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6 months ago 160,820 views 1 shares

Stress, Hell No

it-memes, stress-memes, burnout-memes, debugging-memes, legacy-code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Nothing says "totally not stressed" like aging 40 years in 29. That beard isn't white from wisdom—it's from debugging legacy code at 3 AM while production is on fire. The sunglasses aren't a fashion statement; they're hiding the thousand-yard stare from staring at Stack Overflow for 72 consecutive hours. But sure, Nerijus, tell us again how IT isn't stressful while your eye twitches uncontrollably behind those lenses.

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