Required Fields Are Just Suggestions

Data engineering json xml Standards api Integration Data formats Software engineering parsing Technical debt

Programming Javascript Databases Backend

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Required Fields Are Just Suggestions

data-engineering-memes, json-memes, xml-memes, standards-memes, api-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Software engineers crying about data standards while data engineers are out here like "You guys have standards?" The unholy amalgamation of JSON wrapped in XML with a sprinkle of Markdown is just Tuesday for us. Single quotes, double quotes, dates formatted as MM/DD/YYYY or "Last Thursday-ish" - doesn't matter. After 5 years of parsing whatever nightmare format the client sends, you develop a certain... immunity. Standards are just what happens to other people.

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