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Keep Your API Secrets Then
Backend Programming Debugging Testing
2 days ago 88.2K views 0 shares
Keep Your API Secrets Then
THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of trying to implement a client API that refuses to share its documentation! You're sitting there, practically BEGGING for a crumb of information, and the API is just standing there like "All right then. Keep your secrets." The sheer AUDACITY! You're expected to somehow connect to this mysterious black box while the documentation is locked away in some digital vault guarded by dragons or something. Fine! I'll just reverse engineer your entire system through trial, error, and seventeen mental breakdowns. WHO NEEDS SLEEP ANYWAY?!

Backend 🤝 Frontend
Backend Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
23 days ago 90.0K views 0 shares
Backend 🤝 Frontend
The unholy alliance of web development, visualized perfectly. Two bikes duct-taped together in the middle—just like how REST APIs connect our systems with the same level of engineering elegance. The backend sits there, functional but boring, while the frontend gets all the flashy colors and drinks juice boxes. And yet somehow this monstrosity actually moves forward, which is frankly more than I can say for most sprint planning meetings.

The Worst Of Both Worlds
Java Programming Python Backend
24 days ago 105.7K views 0 shares
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Ah, Jython. The programming language equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza and then setting the pizza on fire. One developer screams "It's Java!" while another insists "It's Python!" Then the horrifying truth emerges—it's both . The final panel reveals the unholy Java+Python hybrid logo, prompting the only reasonable response: complete disgust. Jython combines Java's verbosity with Python's indentation quirks—truly the software equivalent of wearing socks with sandals while also stepping in a puddle.

AI Can't Replace Me If The Vendor Won't Even Email Me Back
AI Programming Debugging Backend
1 month ago 90.2K views 0 shares
AI Can't Replace Me If The Vendor Won't Even Email Me Back
The true superpower of developers isn't writing code—it's surviving vendor hell. While everyone's panicking about AI taking our jobs, they're forgetting the eternal constant of tech: third-party vendors with documentation that's either fantasy fiction or written by someone who never used their own product. Those five desperate emails you sent last week? Still unread. That support ticket from last month? "Under investigation." Meanwhile your PM is wondering why that "simple integration" is taking so long. Good luck replacing us with AI when even humans can't figure out what the hell your API is supposed to do.

I Have Seen Hell
Java Programming Python Debugging Backend
2 months ago 141.8K views 0 shares
I Have Seen Hell
Oh the thousand-yard stare of a dev who's been through dependency hell ! That moment when you're trying to resurrect ancient code and make Spark, Java, and Python play nice together... it's like trying to make three cats dance in formation! The smoking cigarette is basically a requirement after hour 12 of "but it worked on the original developer's machine!" Nothing ages you faster than compatibility issues from a codebase older than most interns at your company! 😭