If Only My Edge Detection Was This Good

Looks like someone found the first edge case in Taco Bell's AI system. Classic example of why you always need input validation. Some developer is probably updating their resume right now after forgetting to add a simple "if (waters > 100) { return 'Nice try, buddy' }". This is why we can't have nice things in production. Somewhere, a product manager is frantically updating the requirements doc to include "maximum order quantities" while the DevOps team drowns in incident reports.

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Ah, the sweet moment when an AI confesses to creating the digital equivalent of leaving your bank's front door wide open with a sign saying "Free Money Inside!" The beauty of Claude's confession is how it perfectly captures that moment in code review when you discover your junior dev's "innovative authentication solution" is actually just if(user.saysTheyOwn(account)) { grantFullAccess(); } . Ten years of security best practices reduced to "trust me bro" authentication.

The eternal struggle of being the tech person at a social gathering. There you are, trying to enjoy dinner with your spouse when suddenly their friends ambush you with questions about some obscure tech they heard about on a podcast. DeepSeek-R1 is actually a large language model (like ChatGPT's cousin), but to non-tech people, it might as well be alien technology. Meanwhile, your spouse has seen this movie before and knows exactly how the next hour of conversation will go—you reluctantly explaining machine learning concepts while your food gets cold. Ten years in the industry and I'm still the default tech support/explainer at every gathering. The dog represents my inner self—just wanting to be petted and fed treats instead of discussing transformer architectures over appetizers.

Turns out ChatGPT can't actually put on a hard hat and operate a crane. Who knew? Construction workers watching tech bros panic about AI replacing jobs are just sipping coffee and waiting for someone to fix the actual physical world when it breaks. Sure, AI can write your for-loops, but try asking it to install plumbing that doesn't flood your server room. Some jobs require calluses that silicon can't grow.

The duality of Google's AI strategy in its full glory! Upper text: "25% of new Google code is AI-generated." Lower graph: "Massive spike in Google outages." That red spike isn't just a graph—it's the visualization of what happens when your AI autocompletes semicolons with emojis and replaces error handling with "try { } catch (e) { // TODO: fix later lol }". Correlation doesn't imply causation... but that spike is suspiciously vertical right when the AI started writing production code. Coincidence? I think not!