Or Just Use ChatGPT And Know Nothing

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Or Just Use ChatGPT And Know Nothing

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The classic "study properly" vs "wing it" dilemma! Taking notes is for those who still believe documentation matters. Meanwhile, the rest of us just slam code together and pray to the compiler gods that we'll somehow remember which obscure function fixed that weird edge case three months ago.

It's the programming equivalent of saying "I'll definitely remember where I parked" and then wandering around the parking lot for 20 minutes. The confidence is admirable though—nothing says "senior developer" like the unshakable belief that your memory is better than it actually is.

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