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Me Approving My Own Repo
Git Devops Programming
7 days ago 64.7K views 0 shares
Me Approving My Own Repo
The ABSOLUTE PEAK of solo developer dignity! 💅 Creating a pull request on your own repository and then dramatically switching hats to approve it yourself is the coding equivalent of giving yourself a medal! It's that special moment when you pretend there's an actual code review happening, but it's just you having a conversation with yourself like some kind of Git schizophrenia. "Hmm, this code looks FABULOUS, darling! Who wrote it? Oh wait—IT WAS ME!" The ceremonial self-merge: simultaneously the most pathetic and most empowering ritual in solo development history!

Why Learn From My Mistakes When Git Can Learn Instead
Git Devops Bash Programming
8 days ago 96.2K views 0 shares
Why Learn From My Mistakes When Git Can Learn Instead
The eternal struggle between the barbarians who use git push like cavemen and the enlightened souls who've ascended to git config --global alias.puhs push because typing is hard and typos are inevitable. Let's be honest, we've all fat-fingered commands at 2AM and wondered why our code isn't in production. The real 10x developers aren't the ones who never make mistakes—they're the ones who automate their mistakes away. Work smarter, not harder!

The Toxic Relationship With IDEs We Can't Escape
Programming Webdev Debugging Frontend Backend
8 days ago 66.0K views 0 shares
The Toxic Relationship With IDEs We Can't Escape
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these IDEs thinking they're helping us! 😤 One minute they're like "Hey bestie, want me to open a browser inside me? I can do EVERYTHING!" Then they crash because someone DARED to modify a file outside their precious control. The DRAMA! And don't get me STARTED on autocomplete ghosting you like a bad Tinder date. "Sorry sir, not working today" - THE NERVE! 💅 My personal favorite? Hiding basic settings in menu labyrinths so deep you need an expedition team and provisions to find them. 18 CLICKS TO CHANGE ENCODING?! What is this, a treasure hunt?! Meanwhile, Notepad++ is just chilling there like "Need help with that corpse?" after your IDE dramatically collapses at the EXACT moment of your deadline. Truly a toxic relationship we can't seem to escape!

The Highest Honor I Can Bestow
Programming Webdev
11 days ago 62.9K views 0 shares
The Highest Honor I Can Bestow
The sacred relationship between a developer and their IDE of choice. After years of customizing shortcuts, plugins, and themes until it's barely recognizable, you'd sooner switch careers than text editors. That "Pin to taskbar" option is basically a marriage proposal. The rest are just temporary flings you use when your main IDE crashes.

The Mythical "Real Dev" Hardware Requirements
Programming Devops Hardware Cloud
12 days ago 68.2K views 0 shares
The Mythical "Real Dev" Hardware Requirements
Ah yes, the mythical "Real Dev" – that legendary creature who apparently needs a NASA supercomputer to run VS Code. Nothing says "I'm a serious programmer" like convincing yourself you need specialized hardware for "heavy compiling" when cloud services have been handling this for years. The gatekeeping is strong with this one! "Real devs use different machines" – meanwhile the person who wrote this is probably compiling their Hello World program on a gaming rig they convinced their parents was "for school." Pro tip: The best code is written on whatever device you have when inspiration strikes. Some of the world's most successful software was built on "consumer products" by "codemonkeys" who were too busy shipping to worry about their dev cred.

Or Just Use ChatGPT And Know Nothing
Programming Webdev Debugging Testing
14 days ago 75.3K views 0 shares
Or Just Use ChatGPT And Know Nothing
The classic "study properly" vs "wing it" dilemma! Taking notes is for those who still believe documentation matters. Meanwhile, the rest of us just slam code together and pray to the compiler gods that we'll somehow remember which obscure function fixed that weird edge case three months ago. It's the programming equivalent of saying "I'll definitely remember where I parked" and then wandering around the parking lot for 20 minutes. The confidence is admirable though—nothing says "senior developer" like the unshakable belief that your memory is better than it actually is.

Git Explained: The Ryanair Edition
Git Devops Bash Programming
16 days ago 71.2K views 0 shares
Git Explained: The Ryanair Edition
Finally, a Git tutorial that makes sense! The landing plane is git commit - safely touching down with your changes. The takeoff is git push - launching your code into the remote repo with a prayer it doesn't crash. And git add ? That's just people desperately climbing onto a sketchy ladder in the middle of nowhere - exactly how it feels tracking files before you've figured out what half of them even do. Ryanair's budget operations perfectly capture the bare-minimum approach most of us take with version control. "Yeah, I'll just commit directly to main. What could possibly go wrong?"

Goodbye Comfort
Vim Programming Linux
17 days ago 97.4K views 0 shares
Goodbye Comfort
The universe LITERALLY screams "NO" when someone considers switching to Vim! The hands desperately clinging to that sword represent every developer's sanity trying to avoid the bottomless pit of keyboard shortcuts and command modes that is Vim. Sweet merciful heavens, the audacity to even CONSIDER abandoning your cozy IDE with its friendly menus and intuitive interface! You might as well announce you're giving up electricity and moving to a cave. Once you enter Vim, you'll spend the next decade of your life trying to figure out how to exit it. THE HORROR!

Quick Call With Manager
Devops Git Programming Debugging Testing
20 days ago 96.2K views 0 shares
Quick Call With Manager
The classic "I'm done with my work" delusion that haunts every developer. First panel: the blissful ignorance of pushing code and declaring victory. Second panel: QA bursts your bubble with a flood of "it doesn't work on my machine" messages. Third panel: the final boss appears - DevOps sliding into your DMs with that special horror reserved for production environment issues. The face progressively darkening perfectly captures that sinking feeling when you realize your Friday evening plans just evaporated into debugging sessions.

You Are Doomed
StackOverflow Git Programming Debugging
20 days ago 102.3K views 0 shares
You Are Doomed
The sacred order of debugging has been disturbed. For eons, the ancient pact dictated that StackOverflow shall appear first in search results, offering salvation with copy-pastable solutions. Now GitHub shows up first, forcing you to actually read code and understand what's happening. Truly the darkest timeline. Next thing you know, they'll expect us to write documentation.

Silence vs. Chaos: The Two Developer Species
Testing Agile Programming StackOverflow Debugging
22 days ago 65.8K views 0 shares
Silence vs. Chaos: The Two Developer Species
The holy war of software development methodologies in one perfect image. TDD disciples preach the gospel of "write tests first, code later" with religious fervor, silently judging from their moral high ground. Meanwhile, error-driven developers (aka the rest of us mortals) are out here building features and fixing bugs in real-time like digital firefighters. "My code works? I have no idea why, but I'm not touching it again." The irony? Both approaches eventually lead to the same stack overflow questions at 2 AM.

Peace Was Never An Option
Git Devops Bash Programming
24 days ago 81.2K views 0 shares
Peace Was Never An Option
When Git refuses your push, there's always the nuclear option. First, you try to be civilized. Then Git has the audacity to reject your code. So you reach for the --force flag - the coding equivalent of bringing a knife to a negotiation. Sure, it might obliterate your team's work, but hey, that commit message wasn't going to write itself. Remember kids, with great power comes absolutely zero responsibility and potentially several emergency meetings.