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Am Ithe Only One
Programming
11 days ago 56.8K views 2 shares
Am Ithe Only One
The eternal tragedy of email attachments! You spend 30 minutes crafting the perfect professional email, triple-checking grammar and tone... only to hit send and watch your carefully attached files get left behind like abandoned passengers on the runway. The plane takes off (email sent) while your important documents stand there helplessly on the boarding stairs wondering what they did to deserve this betrayal. The number of times I've had to send that shameful follow-up "Sorry, HERE'S the attachment I mentioned" is my personal developer walk of shame.

Vga Maste Race
Hardware Programming
13 days ago 95.3K views 2 shares
Vga Maste Race
The universal law of tech hoarding strikes again! This is basically Murphy's Law for nerds - the moment you toss that ancient VGA cable you've been storing since the Clinton administration is precisely when some legacy system demands it. Every developer has that drawer of technological shame - USB-A cables, random adapters, and at least three different types of power bricks that don't match anything you currently own. But throw something away? That's just begging the universe to make you need it. This is why my closet still has a parallel port cable from 1998. Not because I'll use it, but because I'm not falling for this cosmic trap. Nice try, universe.

Docs
Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing
14 days ago 82.0K views 0 shares
Docs
The eternal programmer's confession! Writing documentation is like going to the dentist—nobody wants to do it until the pain becomes unbearable. The only time most of us actually document our code is when we've written something so convoluted that even we can't decipher it two days later. It's basically leaving cryptic notes for our future selves who will inevitably curse our past selves. The circle of programming life!

Dont Make Fun Of Programming Languages
Javascript Webdev Ruby Programming Python
14 days ago 84.0K views 0 shares
Dont Make Fun Of Programming Languages
The meme starts with a noble plea to "STOP making fun of different programming languages" followed by compliments for various languages: C is FAST, Java is POPULAR, Ruby is COOL, Python is BEAUTIFUL, Haskell is INTRIGUING... and then there's just "JavaScript" with no compliment whatsoever. The silent burn is absolutely devastating. Even in a post about not making fun of languages, JavaScript still gets thrown under the bus by omission. The programming equivalent of your mom saying she loves all her children equally and then forgetting to mention you.

Found The Perfect Date
Programming Javascript Databases Backend
14 days ago 78.0K views 0 shares
Found The Perfect Date
Ah, the classic programmer date format dilemma! While most people think of candlelit dinners or romantic walks, our hero goes straight for the DD/MM/YYYY specification. Because nothing says "I'm a developer" like having strong opinions about date formats. This is peak programmer humor - the kind where we completely miss social cues because we're too busy thinking about data standardization. ISO 8601 supporters are probably fuming right now. "YYYY-MM-DD is clearly superior for sorting!" they scream into their mechanical keyboards. At least he didn't say Unix timestamp. That would've been a second date dealbreaker for sure.