Family tech guy Memes

The eternal paradox of being a programmer: telling people you can't fix their printer, then fixing it anyway because of course you can. It's like saying you're not a doctor while performing open-heart surgery with a Swiss Army knife. The truth is, we've all mastered the arcane ritual of turning it off and on again—a skill mysteriously absent from 90% of the human population. Printers specifically exist in a quantum state of both working and not working until observed by someone with technical knowledge, at which point they suddenly behave perfectly.

The eternal struggle of every software engineer on Earth. Tell someone you code for a living and suddenly you're the designated IT support for their ancient HP inkjet that's been spitting errors since 2007. Listen, I can build distributed systems that handle millions of requests, but printer drivers exist in a special hell dimension where programming logic doesn't apply. Printers were clearly invented by demons to make us question our career choices. Next family gathering, I'm telling everyone I'm a professional dog walker.