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The escalating clown makeup format perfectly captures the mental gymnastics developers perform to avoid writing documentation. First, you claim a "phobia of documentation" – fancy medical excuse, very professional. Then it's "vibe coding" – just following your intuition, man, no need for comments. Next level: "AI-supported thinking" – let ChatGPT do the explaining! And finally, the full circus: "brain usage optimisation" – because apparently remembering what your own code does six months from now is just wasting precious neurons.
We've all been there. Documentation feels like doing taxes after building a rocket ship. But let's be real: future-you will absolutely hate present-you for this decision when you're staring at that undocumented function at 2 AM wondering why it takes three boolean flags and a prayer to work.
