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You know that feeling when you're desperately job hunting and your standards have dropped lower than your test coverage? Zero research done, no idea what tech stack they use, couldn't even be bothered to check if they're a blockchain startup or a legacy Java shop. But hey, you're showing up anyway because rent is due and your current company just announced "exciting new changes" (layoffs).
Walking into that interview room with the confidence of someone who's about to wing it harder than their production deployments on Friday afternoons. The interviewer asks "So what do you know about our company?" and you're mentally scrambling like trying to fix a segfault without a debugger. Time to dust off those soft skills and hope they're more interested in your "passion for learning" than actual preparation.
The chicken walking into KFC really captures that beautiful blend of courage and questionable decision-making that defines the modern developer job search.
