Not Gonna Care Much

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Not Gonna Care Much

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Oh, the SHEER BLISS of realizing that mountain of bug reports is actually just one tiny typo cascading through the entire codebase like a beautiful disaster. Seven bugs? Cute. One semicolon? LEGENDARY. The tester probably spent hours documenting each manifestation of your single mistake, writing detailed reproduction steps, taking screenshots, assigning severity levels... meanwhile you're over here about to ctrl+z the whole situation with literally ONE character. The smug satisfaction is absolutely unmatched. Sorry not sorry for wasting your time, QA team! 💅

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