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The tech job market has gone from "you need to know everything ever invented" to "do you know what a computer is?" Real quick. Back in the day, you had to master Go, Rust, C++, Python, .NET, and probably sacrifice a goat to the algorithm gods just to be considered for a junior role. Now? Companies are so desperate they're hiring people who can barely close an HTML tag. The bar has dropped so low it's practically underground.
The stressed-out polyglot developer with their entire tech stack visible behind them gets rejected, while someone who literally just types <html></html> gets the offer. The recruiter even puts on a fancy hat for the occasion, like they're hiring a distinguished gentleman instead of someone who just discovered what an opening tag is.
The pendulum swings hard in tech hiring. One year they want you to have 10 years of experience in a framework that's been out for 3 years, the next year they're begging anyone with a pulse and a keyboard to join. Welcome to the chaos.
