The Program Is Stable

Ah, the classic developer-manager communication gap! The first scroll says "Yes" because technically the task is done. But unfold that scroll and suddenly there's a novel-length explanation about how yesterday's "finished" feature spawned a fresh hell of bugs that now need fixing. This is why standup meetings that should take 15 minutes somehow stretch to an hour. The manager just wanted a simple yes/no, but developers live in a world where nothing is ever truly "done" - there's always another bug lurking in the shadows, waiting to ruin your weekend plans.

When Indeed thinks your software engineering skills make you perfect for managing a fast food joint, but still has the audacity to include a "This is a bad match" button. The irony is delicious – unlike what you'd be serving at El Pollo Loco. The tech industry in 2024: Spend 10 years mastering distributed systems and microservices architecture so you can flip chicken and manage teenagers making minimum wage. But hey, you get to "apply your skills in a new industry" – because apparently writing code and cooking poultry require the same skill set!

Content When you just declared a variable and the IDE is already complaining about how you haven't used it anywhere: We get there when we get there!

Content -(4) I SeanTAllen 12h If you clone a person, are they the same person? Yes No 84 votes 11 hours left 9 4 17 1 1 Liam Hammett LiamHammett 11h Depends if you clone by reference or by value 17 1 14 000

Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace.

Content Me and my colleague trying our best for the company Me occasionally when my colleague is tired and I try to cover for them howtoeatsnakecomics My boss with his terrible management skills