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Whoever made this deserves a promotion and a pay cut simultaneously. It's a visual pun on programming control structures that's painfully accurate: The top left shows a bunch of Ethernet cables daisy-chained together - just like how if/else if/else if/else chains create a messy sequence of conditions. The top right is an actual USB switch - a perfect representation of a switch statement that elegantly handles multiple cases. And that power strip at the bottom? It's looped back on itself, creating an infinite power loop - exactly what happens with while(true) - an infinite loop that will keep running until your CPU begs for mercy or someone trips over the cord. I've written this bug at least 17 times in my career. My CPU still hasn't forgiven me.

Rust is that helicopter parent who freaks out if you're 0.001 seconds late for curfew. "What do you MEAN your integer is 1 bit different? I'm literally going to crash this entire program right now!" Meanwhile, Python is that chill uncle who lets you drink beer at 16. "Oh, you want to convert a floating point number into a Toyota car object? Sure thing, kiddo! What could possibly go wrong? We'll figure it out at runtime!" And that's why half of us are in therapy and the other half are debugging production crashes at 3 AM.

Content We've got too many circular dependencies in our code and it's starting to cause problems. What do you mean? Now we draw an arrow from each library to show what it imports... B Imagine we have 5 different modules... A B F And finally, stand here in the center while I blow the Horn of Abraxas. I'm not falling for that again. madeofmistake.com

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