The Chess Game Of Bug Fixing

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of that junior dev thinking they can fix ALL alignment issues in a WEEKEND?! 💅 Honey, the senior dev is over here having an existential crisis about changing a FONT STYLE taking THREE WHOLE WEEKS! That's because the senior knows the horrifying truth - every CSS change is connected to seventeen other things that will spontaneously combust if you touch them! That one-line font change? It's actually a portal to dependency hell that will summon bugs from dimensions unknown! Meanwhile, our precious little junior is still living in that beautiful dreamland where CSS actually makes sense. Bless their innocent heart! 😭

The eternal project management cycle: asking developers for two days to write unit tests? Skeptical SpongeBob with raised eyebrow. Hiring expensive consultants to build a test automation framework that'll be abandoned in 3 months? ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED SpongeBob. The same PM who won't allocate time for basic testing will somehow find budget for a six-figure automation solution that nobody on the team knows how to maintain. Then we'll all act surprised when the codebase is still a dumpster fire six months later.

Content Why is it, that whenever something happens, it's always you three? Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property TypeError: null is not an object ReferenceError: event is not defined

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Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hi I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksiel!! xpp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

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