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It's Actually An 8.5 If You Don't Listen To Critics

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Programming Debugging Testing

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It's Actually An 8.5 If You Don't Listen To Critics

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When your code gets absolutely roasted in code review and even the senior dev who usually has your back just gives you that disappointed look. You know, that specific expression that says "I can't defend this mess" without uttering a single word. The title perfectly captures the developer who insists their buggy implementation is actually brilliant if you just ignore all the failing tests, security vulnerabilities, and the fact that it crashes on every third request. Sure buddy, your nested ternary operators 15 levels deep are "readable" if you squint hard enough and turn off your linter.

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