I Got Goosebumps Myself

That moment when you realize your network admin gave you the default gateway IP instead of Google's DNS. Look at that 8.28ms response time though! Nothing beats the pure dopamine hit of a successful ping to localhost with a fancy IP alias. It's the networking equivalent of high-fiving yourself in an empty room and pretending someone else was there.

Content When the code is a mess but it's working anyway

Content Programming Religion v Sells an intangible product Nobody understands how it works, although some claim they do V Founded by gurus, whom most others just copy Involves lengthy, arcane, and illegible writings Requires regular and expensive payments Never delivers what is promised When it doesn't work, the client is blamed for not using it properly y Endless holy wars about which form is superior If you don't like an existing one, invent your own New forms are just old forms worded slightly differently No society seems to get by without, try as hard as it may

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Content Asking a question on StackOverflow be like Downvotes That's a stupid question Read the documentation Here's what you did wrong, this snippet should help YOU That one guy, who actually? read the question You should stop using That framelvork Me 10 TO

Content A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TBsec HA ME ON MY WAY TO DDOS YOUR MOM