Building An App Is So Easy

Oh honey, you thought developing the app was the hard part? SWEETIE, PLEASE! 💅 That's just the warm-up! You climb that mountain of code thinking you're about to plant your victory flag when SUDDENLY the terrain shifts and you're facing the FINAL BOSS: App Store Approval! It's like getting dressed for prom only to have your outfit rejected by the world's pickiest bouncer. "Your button is 2 pixels too blue, DENIED!" The emotional rollercoaster from "Almost done!" to "Oh yes!" to "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!" is the developer's equivalent of thinking you've finished a marathon only to discover you've actually signed up for an ultramarathon... through a volcano... while carrying your grandmother on your back.