OH MY GOD, the absolute HORROR of explaining your coding job to grandma only for her to send you a "Happy Data Leak Day!" card with ROSES the next day! 💀 Nothing says "I completely misunderstood what you do" like celebrating the ONE THING that keeps security engineers awake at night! Grandma somehow transformed "I work with databases" into "I deliberately expose sensitive information for funsies" and now she's CONGRATULATING you on it with a business cat and confetti! The professional NIGHTMARE is complete! Your entire career reduced to "that thing where you spill information everywhere" - thanks Nana! 🙃
Grandma's Catastrophic Data Breach Celebration
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