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When Google announced Kotlin as the official Android language, Java devs had a collective meltdown. "It's basically Python but with Java's job security!" they screamed, desperately clinging to their verbose syntax like it's 1999. The smug look in that last panel says it all - nothing triggers a Java developer quite like mentioning a language where you don't need 47 lines of boilerplate to print "Hello World." The language war continues, and the semicolons are flying!

Content Do you prefer GitHub or Gitlab? Personally, I feel like working in tech is slowly burning me out. Why do people keep adding more Acrynoms? Where is the documentation? Can dependabot PLEASE leave me alone for one day? Why does my code work one day and fail the next?? Please help, I'm tired. I like GitHub be the cat is cute. Gentle Glow imlinsyyy

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of programming subreddits in one perfect SpongeBob meme! 😱 It's the SAME THREE POSTS recycled for all eternity: someone dramatically collapsing because they forgot a semicolon (as if their entire codebase just exploded), the ten millionth "JavaScript bad" hot take (groundbreaking journalism!), and the pinnacle of originality—"vibe coding" where people share their RGB-lit desk setups while pretending to work. Meanwhile, poor Squidward is DYING inside, forced to witness this endless carousel of unoriginality. His sarcastic "How original" and "Daring today, aren't we" perfectly capture the soul-crushing experience of scrolling through the same recycled programming jokes since the dawn of time!

Content arealuser defintelyrealtwitteruser It seems like I need a new app for every service I want to use. If only there was some framework where it would download the layout and functionality whenever I want to use the service, then cache or delete it until I visit that service again. Maybe it could also have a small way to store some data for when visit the site again,and call that data like a 'biscuit' or something 7:02 PM Nov 28, 2069 9.1K Retweets 654 Quote Tweets 9K Likes 17

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Content Find a first job out of college, It's programing but whatever. Start browsing rprogrammerHumor, find the posts funny. Actually understand the concepts behind the memes now. I understand the comments.