It Works On My Computer

The true developer search history we desperately hide from prying eyes. While normies worry about their partners finding dating apps, we're frantically clearing searches like "how to name variables without using profanity" and "why does my code only work at 2:37 PM on Tuesdays." The dependency hell search is particularly savage - that special place where your project depends on library A which needs library B version 2.1 but also library C which refuses to work with anything but library B version 1.8. It's basically relationship drama but with packages instead of people.