PHP Devs In 2025 Be Like

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PHP Devs In 2025 Be Like

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The bathroom standoff of programming languages continues into 2025. While other devs avoid the PHP programmer at the urinals like he's carrying a digital plague, the PHP dev is still clinging to relevance with that desperate "78% of the Internet" statistic. It's the coding equivalent of that guy who peaked in high school and won't stop talking about that one touchdown. Sure, WordPress powers a chunk of the web, but so did Internet Explorer once upon a time. Doesn't mean it wasn't a dumpster fire with legacy support.

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Poor HTML, squeezed between actual programming languages like a cat between loaves of bread! It's the classic "one of these things is not like the others" situation. While Python, Java, C++, PHP, and C# are busy compiling and executing, HTML is just sitting there... marking up text and looking cute. No functions, no loops, no variables—just tags and more tags. It's like bringing a spoon to a knife fight and wondering why everyone's laughing. The cozy smile says it all: blissfully unaware it's not a programming language but still happy to be included in the dev conversation. Bless its heart for trying!

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