Python: The Only Language Programmers Have Eyes For

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Python: The Only Language Programmers Have Eyes For

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OMG the AUDACITY of programmers! 😂 There they go again, completely IGNORING every other perfectly decent programming language that's practically BEGGING for attention, while their eyes glaze over with unbridled lust at the mere mention of Python! It's like watching someone at a buffet with 50 gourmet dishes who only eats the mac and cheese. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. The rest of the programming languages are literally standing RIGHT THERE, but nooooo - Python bats its syntactically simple eyelashes and suddenly nothing else in the coding universe matters! The betrayal! The drama! The indentation-based block structuring!

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