I Know What You Are

Cs students Beginner programmer Hello world vscode nodejs Syntax errors Deployment Canvas reddit

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I Know What You Are

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The starter pack nobody asked for but everyone recognizes! Fresh CS students hitting Reddit with their entire arsenal: a Hello World program they're weirdly proud of, VS Code and Nodejs as their "professional stack," and the classic "submit assignment through Canvas by frantically clicking upload" deployment strategy. The semicolon hunting memes and Minecraft-inspired junior/senior comparisons are just *chef's kiss*. It's like watching yourself from 3 years ago and cringing so hard your mechanical keyboard might break.

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