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I Know What You Are

I Know What You Are
The starter pack nobody asked for but everyone recognizes! Fresh CS students hitting Reddit with their entire arsenal: a Hello World program they're weirdly proud of, VS Code and Nodejs as their "professional stack," and the classic "submit assignment through Canvas by frantically clicking upload" deployment strategy. The semicolon hunting memes and Minecraft-inspired junior/senior comparisons are just *chef's kiss*. It's like watching yourself from 3 years ago and cringing so hard your mechanical keyboard might break.

I Know What You Are

I Know What You Are
The CS freshman starter pack is brutally accurate! They write "Hello World" once and suddenly have 4 programming languages on their LinkedIn. Their entire development environment consists of VS Code and GitKraken because the terminal is "scary." Their idea of deployment? Submitting assignments through Canvas. They'll spend hours hunting for that missing semicolon while sharing Boromir memes, and their entire personality revolves around the Minecraft-inspired "noob vs pro" dichotomy. The gatekeeping begins before they've even built anything substantial!

Memory Access Violation During Critical Operations

Memory Access Violation During Critical Operations
Your brain during normal life: fully operational. Your brain during exams: Segmentation fault (core dumped) . That moment when your mental RAM decides to crash precisely when you need to access that function you memorized last night. Just like in C programming, your neural pointers are suddenly pointing to restricted memory addresses. The system administrator upstairs has clearly deployed a faulty update.

The Four Stages Of CS Student Evolution

The Four Stages Of CS Student Evolution
The four horsemen of CS education evolution: Year 1: You're printing "Hello World" with the enthusiasm of someone who just discovered fire. "Mom! Look! The computer said words I told it to say!" Year 2: Reality hits with data structures, DBMS, and OS concepts. Your face says "I've made a terrible mistake" but your tuition says "keep going." Year 3: The existential crisis kicks in. "I wanna go home" isn't just a statement—it's your new mantra, whispered between debugging sessions at 3 AM. Year 4: Complete surrender. Your only escape plan is now a YouTube channel where you'll explain to others why they should suffer too. "Don't forget to smash that like button while I smash what's left of my sanity!"

The Semicolon Conspiracy

The Semicolon Conspiracy
The semicolon - that tiny punctuation mark that turns a broken compiler into a working program. First-year CS students are blissfully unaware that their code won't run because they forgot a semicolon, while simultaneously not understanding why adding one magically fixes everything. The best part? They'll spend 3 hours debugging only to find they're missing a single character that experienced devs spot in 0.2 seconds. Welcome to programming, kids - where your entire project can fail because you didn't end a line with a winky eye!

When Algorithms Meet Nightlife

When Algorithms Meet Nightlife
The joke here is a brilliant collision of computer science concepts and nightlife. When the professor asks if they "strip breadth first or depth first" - they're referencing two fundamental tree traversal algorithms, but with a strip club twist. Meanwhile, our CS major was too busy "vibe coding" (writing whatever code feels right without planning) to notice the algorithms joke. Perfectly captures how CS students can be simultaneously clueless about social situations yet completely absorbed in their own coding world. The real punchline is that both people are speaking different languages while technically discussing the same field.

I'm Sure The Camera Is Digital

I'm Sure The Camera Is Digital
The genius of this joke is that it's a meta-commentary on internet terminology! "POV" (Point of View) is notoriously misused in memes—it's supposed to show what you'd see from your perspective, not a third-person view of yourself. But here, the original poster actually used POV correctly in the most technical sense: we're seeing exactly what you'd see if you were looking at a CS student who managed to talk to a woman—because they're usually too busy debugging their side projects or arguing about tabs vs. spaces to develop social skills. It's like finding a bug that's actually a feature. The rarest of occurrences in software development.

When The First Year CS Student Asks What Is A Zip File

When The First Year CS Student Asks What Is A Zip File
That moment when you realize you've been in this industry so long that basic concepts have become ancient artifacts. The look of existential dread when a freshman asks what a zip file is... like watching someone question why we still use wheels on cars. Nothing makes you feel more like a digital dinosaur than explaining compression algorithms to kids who grew up with unlimited cloud storage. And here I am, remembering when we passed code around on actual floppy disks.

Skill Or Scam

Skill Or Scam
The eternal struggle of CS education! CS students are huddled around "competitive coding" like it's the holy grail, while "software development" is literally falling asleep behind them. Classic academia-industry disconnect right there. Universities: "Here's how to invert a binary tree in O(log n) time!" Industry: "Can you please just make this button blue without breaking the entire codebase?"

Cs Students

CS Students
The classic "dog ate my homework" excuse enters the digital age! This poor CS student tried the oldest trick in the book, only to get caught in a programming pun trap of their own making. When the professor questions this absurd claim about a coding assignment, the student can't resist delivering that killer punchline: "it took him a couple bytes ." The silence that followed was probably more painful than debugging a recursive function at 3 AM. Next time, maybe try "my code compiled on my machine" instead – slightly more believable than a dog with a taste for JavaScript.