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Content Coders Who Drink Coffee Have "Growth Mindset' Because Plants Grow DIVISION A recent study by the Caffeine Institute of Technology (CIT) suggests that the "growth mindset" is a consequence of drinking the "essence" of the coffee plant which, like all other plants, grows very large from a tiny seed. One of the participants, buzzing with excitement, proclaimed, "I'm a plant! I'm a freaking plant! Bow down to my pistils, mortals!" He then wrote a compiler in Rust for his very own programming language and refused to code "mainstream garbage" anymore. CIT Researcher, Dr. Jav A. Mocha, states, "The

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