I Don't Need The Help

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I Don't Need The Help

cli-memes, documentation-memes, terminal-memes, chatgpt-memes, developers-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The AUDACITY of command line tools thinking I'd stoop so low as to type --help! Why spend 10 measly seconds reading documentation when I can spend 5 GLORIOUS minutes crafting the perfect question for GPT? My pride simply cannot handle the thought of consulting built-in help menus like some kind of... *shudders*... EFFICIENT DEVELOPER. I'd rather die dramatically waiting for an AI response than admit I don't know every single flag option by heart. It's not stubbornness, it's a LIFESTYLE.

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