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Junior dev trying to prove their worth by showing off their "super important function" that's basically a 100,000-iteration loop with callbacks nested deeper than their imposter syndrome. The Sr Dev's blank stare says everything: they've seen this exact performance disaster about 47 times this quarter alone.
Nothing screams "I don't understand Big O notation" quite like a function that literally logs "Doing very important stuff..." while murdering the call stack. And that cherry on top? The comment declaring "This is not a function" after defining a function. Chef's kiss of self-awareness, really.
Pro tip: if you need to convince people your code is important by adding comments about how important it is, it's probably not that important. The best code speaks for itself—preferably without crashing the browser.
