Of Course The !Best

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Of Course The !Best

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The eternal OS holy war takes a twist! Linux users (/home/username) and Mac users (/users/username) are busy pointing fingers at each other's path structures when Windows (C:\Users\Username) enters the chat. Suddenly, the sworn enemies unite with a handshake and a mutual understanding: "At least we aren't him." Nothing brings rival Unix-based systems together faster than the shared disdain for backslashes and drive letters. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, especially when that enemy uses a registry.

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