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The flowchart of gamer desperation! This masterpiece maps out every possible financial scenario that inevitably leads to buying games on Steam. Broke? No job? No possessions? No problem! The algorithm always terminates at "BUY" because let's face it, your financial responsibility routine has more edge cases than a poorly written regex. My favorite path is the "BLASPHEMY" route – because nothing says "I'm a responsible adult" like cursing the capitalist system while simultaneously emptying your wallet during the Summer Sale. And if you've reached the "Do you have a soul?" decision node, you're already too far gone. Just accept your fate and prepare for your bank account to hit that recursion base case: zero.

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Ah, bureaucracy has finally reached the network layer! This brilliant form imagines what would happen if our digital packets needed the same paperwork as our physical ones. "Print legibly and press hard. You are making up to 255 copies." Because nothing says efficient data transfer like carbon copy paperwork. I particularly love the "this bit intentionally left blank" option - as if packets are now subject to the same ridiculous government form logic that plagues humans. Next thing you know, UDP packets will need to take a number and TCP packets will need to schedule three-way handshakes weeks in advance. Remember: if your packet gets lost in transit, please fill out form RFC2460 in triplicate and expect a response in 4-6 business weeks.