God Save Me From The Docs

documentation Technical writing Burnout Code comments Software development Exhaustion Programming struggles Developer life

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God Save Me From The Docs

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Writing documentation is such a heroic act that you need medical attention afterward. That single sentence probably took 4 hours, 3 existential crises, and the sacrifice of whatever will to live you had left. The worst part? Your colleagues will still ask "but what does this function actually do?" next week. Documentation: the only task where doing 1% feels like running a marathon.

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