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Java devs writing exception handling be like: "Yeah I'll catch it. Or not. Whatever happens, happens." The try-catch block is basically a suggestion at this point. Error handling? More like error acknowledging. The code runs, something breaks, you catch it, shrug, and move on with your life. No recovery logic, no fallback, just vibes. At least the compiler's happy.

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