Exhaustion Memes

The perfect illustration of a developer's existence: frantically coding with the energy and focus of Baby Yoda during work hours, then immediately collapsing into a coma-like state the second the laptop closes. That magical transition from "I WILL SOLVE THIS BUG IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO" to "my bed is my only friend now" happens faster than a production server crashing after a Friday deployment. The duality of programmer life - either completely wired or completely tired, with absolutely no in-between state. Balance? Never heard of that framework.

Writing documentation is such a heroic act that you need medical attention afterward. That single sentence probably took 4 hours, 3 existential crises, and the sacrifice of whatever will to live you had left. The worst part? Your colleagues will still ask "but what does this function actually do?" next week. Documentation: the only task where doing 1% feels like running a marathon.