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Fuck That Guy

bad code Technical debt Refactoring Developer life Legacy code Code review Code quality Self-deprecating

Programming Debugging

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Fuck That Guy

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Every single time you look back at your old code, you're hit with a wave of regret and confusion. "What was I thinking?" you wonder, as you stare at variable names like temp2 and functions that are 500 lines long with zero comments. Past you was living their best life, shipping features without a care in the world, while present you has to debug this absolute disaster. The worst part? You know that in six months, you'll be looking at today's code with the exact same disgust. It's the circle of code life, and it never ends.

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