Fuck That Guy

Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a Base setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PH presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting (E ALL); ini set ("display errors", true); print('?xml version"1.0" encodina"UTF-8" ?'. "In"):?

Content pov: someone put the entire shrek 1 script in the special instructions section of their order

Content (EBi I WAS THERE, GANDALE. IWAS THERE. 3000 YEARS AGO

BEHOLD, the ENLIGHTENED GAMER who has transcended the mortal realm of day-one purchases! While the peasants scream into their headsets about game-breaking bugs, this ABSOLUTE GENIUS waits a full year like some kind of gaming investment banker. 💅 The rest of us? FOOLS! Paying FULL PRICE for the privilege of being unpaid beta testers! Meanwhile, this distinguished individual strolls in fashionably late to the party with all bugs exterminated, mods galore, and a discount that would make your wallet weep tears of joy. It's the software development life cycle but for your ENTERTAINMENT, darling! Ship now, fix later - except this mastermind refuses to be part of the debugging team without compensation! The AUDACITY! The BRILLIANCE!

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