The Certificate Chase: Udemy's Digital Participation Trophy

Udemy Online learning Certificates Developer career Learning path linkedin Resume padding Professional development Tech credentials Skill validation

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The Certificate Chase: Udemy's Digital Participation Trophy

udemy-memes, online-learning-memes, certificates-memes, developer-career-memes, learning-path-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

EXCUSE ME WHILE I EXPOSE THE DARKEST SECRET OF THE DEVELOPER UNIVERSE! 💀 The absolute TRAGEDY of spending 72 hours on a Udemy course only to discover the certificate is just a fancy JPEG that nobody in the industry gives a flying function about! Yet there we are, watching 37 hours of "How to Master React in Just 3 Days" at 1.5x speed, DESPERATELY clinging to the promise of that digital participation trophy. The validation-seeking MONSTERS we've become! And for what? So we can add another meaningless credential to our LinkedIn profile that recruiters scroll past faster than terms and conditions?! THE HORROR!

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