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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Finally Reached The Limit Of Object Oriented Programming

Programming Csharp C++ Physics Java
4 months ago 189.9K views 0 shares
Finally Reached The Limit Of Object Oriented Programming
What starts as a simple "model a car" assignment quickly descends into quantum physics. Just another day where inheritance hierarchies spiral out of control until you're implementing abstract quarks. And they wonder why the project is six months behind schedule. Next week: implementing the String Theory interface because someone in management read about it in a magazine.

Schrödinger's Feature: The Quantum Mechanics Of Bug Reports

Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing
6 months ago 167.1K views 0 shares
Schrödinger's Feature: The Quantum Mechanics Of Bug Reports
The quantum mechanics of software development! First tweet gives us "Schroedinger's code" - where your buggy mess exists in a superposition of working/broken until someone runs the code and collapses the wave function. But the reply delivers the knockout punch - if a client discovers your bug before you do, just smile confidently and say "Yes, that was TOTALLY intentional functionality." The universal developer's get-out-of-jail-free card that's been saving careers since COBOL was cutting edge. The ultimate professional gaslighting technique that somehow still works in 2024.

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