Object-oriented Memes

Family Life For Programmers

6 days ago 146.0K views 1 shares

The eternal relationship paradox for coders. She's upset about being treated like an object, while he's literally offering to elevate her to class status. Talk about a communication breakdown worthy of a Stack Overflow question! In object-oriented programming, objects are instances of classes, so he's technically offering a promotion in the hierarchy. Sadly, his girlfriend doesn't appreciate the distinction between being instantiated versus being a blueprint. Marriage counselors should really learn programming fundamentals before taking on dev clients.

Not That Kind Of Doctor

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14 days ago 126.7K views 0 shares

When medical emergencies meet computer science, you get pure comedy. The CS doctor's first instinct? Write code to fix the problem! But wait—no admin privileges? Classic. Nothing says "I'm technically skilled but practically useless" quite like trying to heal someone with object-oriented programming while forgetting you need root access to modify vital signs. Next time you see someone clutching their chest, remember: sudo apt-get install medical-degree isn't a real solution.

You Got A Point(er)

C++ Programming

16 days ago 151.2K views 0 shares

The dad jokes have officially infiltrated the programming community! "Sea Plus Plus" is what happens when programmers go to the beach and can't stop thinking about code. It's probably object-oriented too, with waves inheriting properties from the tide class. Rumor has it the garbage collection is terrible though - just look at all that plastic floating around. Must be running on a single thread since it never crashes despite all the bugs in it.

Proof Of Proficiency

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21 days ago 129.6K views 0 shares

When your resume isn't getting any callbacks so you code it as a class implementation. This guy's living in 2077 while the rest of us are still using Word templates. The best part? He's somehow managed to code his future experience at a job starting in September 2024. Nothing says "hire me" like a time paradox and some premature optimization of your career path. That 1.7K thumbs up isn't just social validation—it's a compile-time assertion that this approach works. Meanwhile, recruiters are still trying to figure out if they should run this resume or read it.

Programmer X Accountant: Double-Entry Damage System

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25 days ago 119.3K views 0 shares

Programmer X Accountant: Double-Entry Damage System

Double-entry bookkeeping meets game development! Instead of simply updating health values, this meticulous dev tracks every hit and miss with proper accounting principles. Each damage event creates balanced transactions—when you inflict damage, both your damage account gets credited AND a missed damage account gets debited. Taking damage? Same deal but reversed! The compiler might not care about balanced books, but somewhere an accounting professor is nodding in approval while a game design teacher questions their life choices.

Organ Subroutines

Programming Debugging Testing

1 month ago 117.9K views 0 shares

Just like my code, I present a clean interface to the world while hiding the absolute chaos underneath. My organs might claim to be "functional" adults, but peek inside and you'll find a jumbled mess of objects with no documentation and questionable inheritance patterns. The cat's face is basically my expression when someone asks if my codebase follows SOLID principles.

The Identity Crisis Of This

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1 month ago 140.9K views 0 shares

The existential crisis of the this keyword across programming languages is pure comedy gold. In C++, it's a straightforward pointer to your class instance—neat and tidy. Java keeps it classy with a reference instead. Then Python swoops in with its explicit self parameter like "let's just call it what it is, folks!" But the real punchline? JavaScript, where this is whatever it feels like being that day—sometimes the window, sometimes an element, sometimes your function's parent... who knows! It's the programming equivalent of that friend who changes personality based on who they're hanging out with. No wonder C developers are looking at JS like they've witnessed a crime against computer science.

Finally Reached The Limit Of Object Oriented Programming

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1 month ago 107.1K views 0 shares

Finally Reached The Limit Of Object Oriented Programming

What starts as a simple "model a car" assignment quickly descends into quantum physics. Just another day where inheritance hierarchies spiral out of control until you're implementing abstract quarks. And they wonder why the project is six months behind schedule. Next week: implementing the String Theory interface because someone in management read about it in a magazine.

The Doctor Will See You Now... After Sudo

Programming Bash Linux Debugging

1 month ago 102.1K views 0 shares

The Doctor Will See You Now... After Sudo

When someone screams for a doctor in public, CS PhDs suddenly remember they're not that kind of doctor. But hey, who needs medical training when you've got object-oriented solutions? Our hero tries OldMan.setHealth("100%") but forgets the cardinal rule of programming: without admin privileges, you're just another user with delusions of grandeur. Classic rookie mistake. The sudo command finally saves the day because nothing says "trust me, I'm a professional" like forcing your way into a system you don't fully understand. Medical school? Nah, just need root access to the human body.

C Like Father, Like Son

C++ Programming Debugging

1 month ago 160.4K views 0 shares

The naval mine (C) with all its dangerous spikes has spawned a smaller, arguably more aggressive offspring (C++). Perfect representation of how C++ emerged from C with extra features that can blow up your code in exciting new ways! The parent is already dangerous enough with manual memory management and pointer arithmetic, but the child adds inheritance, templates, and operator overloading to create even more spectacular runtime explosions. Just like these underwater mines, both languages will sink your project if you touch the wrong part.

The Self-Reference Hierarchy Of Doom

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2 months ago 115.7K views 0 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HIERARCHY of self-reference in programming languages! 😬 Java with its pretentious " this " keyword? Barely tolerable . Python with its elegant " self " parameter? Now we're talking sophistication ! But Visual Basic with its dramatic " Me " keyword?! HONEY, THAT'S THE PROGRAMMING EQUIVALENT OF SHOWING UP TO A FUNERAL IN A SEQUIN DRESS! 💀 The title says it all - if your job forces you to code in VB, just end it all immediately! The TRAUMA! The HORROR! The SYNTAX! I simply cannot and will not with VB's melodramatic self-importance! It's giving main character energy in the WORST possible way!

Private String Gender

Java Programming

2 months ago 98.1K views 0 shares

When your object-oriented programming skills finally come in handy at a protest. Someone clearly paid attention in CS class instead of sleeping through encapsulation lectures. The sign brilliantly uses Java's access modifiers to make a statement - keeping gender as a private string variable that can't be modified by outside classes, rather than a public constant boolean that everyone gets to weigh in on. The compiler of this joke deserves a promotion.

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