The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off

Content Ostrich algorithm YA This article has an unclear citation style. Learn more In computer science, the ostrich algorithm is a strategy of ignoring potential problems on the basis that they may be exceedingly rare. It is named for the ostrich effect which is defined as "to stick one's head in the sand and pretend there is no problem". It is used when it is more cost-effective to allow the problem to occur than to attempt its prevention. Developers: Tam ostrich Prod

Content Anonymous 020718(Wed)11:31:42 No.64636082 284 38 38 2254833384 228883835 228333 83 2254833408 2259833059 What is "compiling"? Anonymous 020718(Wed)11:37:43 No.64636144 M 259938 50 2254536538 225953555 2799936 a 75003 373 64638143 64638522 64639846 There's a very small man living in the CPU that reads your code, laughs at your terrible algorythm implementations, and translates everything by hand into 10101001110100101001010etc, so that no one else will be able to read your shitty code and you will be safe from the shame of being ridiculed by everyone Say thanks to the little CPU man. L Anonymous 020718(ed)11:38:58 No.64636152 64636144 Thanks little CPU man

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Content 3 Building the image using docker run build . --networkhost fixed the issue for me. The error I was getting was caused by Docker not being able to access the Internet, so spoonfeeding it "hey, just use host" seems to have fixed the problem. Share Follow answered Jan 27 at 18:35 walnut salami 2,790 0 1 11 33 3 It's ... kind of surreal googling an error, opening a stackoverflow answer and finding out that both the question and the answer are mine but several months later - walnutsalami May 24 at 9:24

That smug look of superiority when your code compiles and runs perfectly on the first attempt. It's like hitting a hole-in-one while blindfolded — so statistically improbable that you start questioning reality itself. Your colleagues think you're a wizard, but deep down you know you've just used up all your luck for the year and tomorrow you'll spend six hours debugging a missing semicolon. Savor this moment of godlike power before the universe balances itself and your next PR becomes a dumpster fire of merge conflicts.

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