Ah, the sacred art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing. When your manager walks by and sees you scrolling through Reddit, just mutter "my code's generating" and watch them retreat in respectful silence. It's the digital equivalent of putting a "Wet Floor" sign in front of your cubicle. Works every time because no one wants to be the person who interrupted a build process that might take anywhere from 30 seconds to the heat death of the universe.
The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off
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