Dear Universities, Real Programmers Don't Use Paper

Ah, the classic CS exam paradox! Nothing says "I understand programming" like frantically scribbling syntax on dead trees while praying your indentation looks right without an IDE. Meanwhile, in the real world, we're all just professional Googlers with Stack Overflow PhDs. The irony that the guy holding the sign built a billion-dollar empire without ever having to pass a whiteboard algorithm test on paper is just *chef's kiss*. Next up in university curriculum: "Writing HTML with quill and parchment" and "Debugging without actually running the code because reasons."