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Dear Universities, Real Programmers Don't Use Paper

Dear Universities, Real Programmers Don't Use Paper
Ah, the classic CS exam paradox! Nothing says "I understand programming" like frantically scribbling syntax on dead trees while praying your indentation looks right without an IDE. Meanwhile, in the real world, we're all just professional Googlers with Stack Overflow PhDs. The irony that the guy holding the sign built a billion-dollar empire without ever having to pass a whiteboard algorithm test on paper is just *chef's kiss*. Next up in university curriculum: "Writing HTML with quill and parchment" and "Debugging without actually running the code because reasons."

The Stone Age Coding Evolution

The Stone Age Coding Evolution
The evolution of coding tools, as told by Vince McMahon's increasingly ecstatic reactions: Visual Studio Code? A mild nod of approval. Notepad++? Now we're talking - getting excited! Regular Notepad? *heavy breathing intensifies* Pen and paper? ABSOLUTE ECSTASY! Ancient stone tablet? *MIND COMPLETELY BLOWN* Nothing says "I understand modern software development" quite like forcing students to code on dead trees. Bonus points if you have to trace through a recursive function without being able to hit backspace.

The Interstellar Difficulty Curve Of Programming Exams

The Interstellar Difficulty Curve Of Programming Exams
The AUDACITY of programming courses! First panel: "Here's a cute little automatic transmission for class" - so basic a toddler could drive it. Second panel: "Now for homework, try this fancy manual stick shift" - slightly challenging but manageable. Third panel: "FOR THE EXAM? SURPRISE! We expect you to pilot an ENTIRE SPACECRAFT with 500 unlabeled buttons and no instruction manual!" The educational equivalent of asking someone to build a nuclear reactor after teaching them how to change a light bulb. The difficulty curve isn't a curve—it's a VERTICAL WALL OF DOOM!