Damned If You Do, Damned If You Code

Someone just pushed +30,107 additions and -3,016 deletions directly to main. That's not a pull request, that's a war crime. The panicked scribbling to hide the evidence says it all—they know exactly what they've done. For context: a typical feature PR might be like +50/-20 lines. This person just rewrote the entire codebase, probably replaced the framework, migrated databases, and added a blockchain integration nobody asked for. The four green squares suggest this passed CI somehow, which means the tests are either non-existent or lying. Senior devs are already drafting the postmortem while the intern frantically Googles "how to undo git push force."

An 8-year-old just destroyed decades of compiler design with a single question. The kid's logic is infuriatingly sound—if the compiler is smart enough to detect the missing semicolon, why isn't it smart enough to fix it? Meanwhile, seasoned developers are having existential crises because we've spent countless hours hunting down missing semicolons when the computer knew exactly what was wrong the whole time. It's like having a friend who watches you search for your keys while knowing they're on the coffee table. Thanks kid, for making us question our entire profession.

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