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The Terrifying Reality Of German Programming Languages

Programming C++ Microsoft Debugging

3 days ago 71.3K views 0 shares

The Terrifying Reality Of German Programming Languages

Ah, the mythical "German C" programming language—where function names like druckef replace printf and nightmares are made of compound words longer than your entire Git commit history. But the real horror show is that second image. German Excel VBA is apparently the final boss of programming languages—a monstrous creation where function names like VorherigerGeschaeftstag make you question your career choices. It's what happens when German efficiency meets programming verbosity. Imagine debugging that beast after three cups of coffee. Your IDE autocomplete would give up halfway through typing a function name and just display "...good luck with that."

Screams In Compiler Errors

C++ Programming Debugging

11 days ago 64.4K views 0 shares

Screams In Compiler Errors

When your therapist underestimates the psychological damage of learning German syntax in programming... For the uninitiated, this meme shows what C would look like if Germans designed it - with terrifying function names like "druckef" instead of "printf" and "zurück" instead of "return." The real horror isn't just the German words - it's that someone actually created this monstrosity and made it syntactically valid. Imagine debugging this at 3 AM with a deadline in 4 hours. The stuff of nightmares! Your compiler errors would probably come with extra efficiency and no sense of humor whatsoever.