Sorry Db, Performance Trumps Purity

The perfect confession doesn't exi— That moment when you casually nuke an entire database with a single command and then have to explain yourself in the most professional "I messed up but I'm still employable" way possible. The real hero here is the 5-second pause before responding. That's where the developer frantically Googled "how to recover dropped database" and "jobs in different industry" simultaneously. Prisma migrations: because sometimes you just want to watch the world burn without leaving your terminal. At least they owned up to choosing the "nuclear option" — which is developer speak for "I could have done this carefully, but decided chaos was more efficient."

Tom from Tom and Jerry frantically playing multiple instruments at once perfectly captures the reality of "full stack" development. You're not specializing in one instrument—you're desperately trying to keep the entire orchestra running while management thinks you're conducting a symphony. Meanwhile, you're just trying to prevent the cello from falling over while blowing three trumpets and hitting a drum with your tail. And they wonder why the deployment is delayed.

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