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The Real Turn On

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Forget the gym membership and protein shakes, honey—nothing makes someone more attractive than being able to wrestle with pointers and memory management without crying. While mere mortals are flexing their biceps, the REAL intellectuals are flexing their knowledge of segmentation faults and template metaprogramming. Because nothing says "date me" quite like someone who can debug a memory leak at 2 AM while muttering about RAII and move semantics. Physical fitness? Cute. But can you explain the difference between stack and heap allocation while maintaining eye contact? THAT'S the energy we're looking for.

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