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Connections > Competence

hiring-memes, nepotism-memes, tech-industry-memes, job-hunting-memes, referrals-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The tech industry's dirty little secret: your perfectly crafted resume with a master's degree, relevant experience, and flawless portfolio is no match for Bob from accounting's cousin who "knows someone." Nothing like watching six years of education and experience get outgunned by a single Slack message from an internal referral. The tech hiring meritocracy is just nepotism wearing a hoodie.

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