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OMG, the AUDACITY of this pick-up line! 💀 For the uninitiated souls: stdio.h is the standard input/output header file in C programming that you MUST #include if you want your program to actually, you know, FUNCTION like a normal member of society. This programmer is basically saying "I can't possibly exist without you" in the nerdiest way humanly possible. It's the digital equivalent of writing a sonnet except WORSE because it involves SYNTAX. The absolute DESPERATION of turning basic programming requirements into romance is just... *chef's kiss* tragic brilliance.

The eternal programmer's dilemma: take the left path and feel like a fraud despite your skills, or take the right path and become an insufferable know-it-all who corrects people's syntax in casual conversation. Either way, you'll still spend hours debugging a missing semicolon. The real trick? Oscillating between both states within the same code review, simultaneously believing you're both the smartest and dumbest person in the room. It's like quantum computing for your ego.

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