Connections > Competence

Job hunting Tech industry Networking Tech jobs Career Resume Hiring Interviews Nepotism Referrals

Programming

5 months ago 109,225 views 0 shares

Connections > Competence

hiring-memes, nepotism-memes, tech-industry-memes, job-hunting-memes, referrals-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The tech industry's dirty little secret: your perfectly crafted resume with a master's degree, relevant experience, and flawless portfolio is no match for Bob from accounting's cousin who "knows someone." Nothing like watching six years of education and experience get outgunned by a single Slack message from an internal referral. The tech hiring meritocracy is just nepotism wearing a hoodie.

More Like This

Jira Supremacy

Programming

1 year ago 60.9K views 0 shares

jiraSupremacy | excel-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content whenever I see someone "managing" their project in an excel Damn, bitch, you live like this? 1995 made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

Yeah

Programming

1 year ago 40.8K views 0 shares

Yeah | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Yeah you fuckin' with some WAP Wireless Access Point

Of course.

Programming

1 year ago 44.0K views 0 shares

Of course. | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Her: what social media do you have? Me: and -

Release On Friday Device

Programming Devops Debugging Testing Backend

13 days ago 77.1K views 0 shares

Release On Friday Device

What's marketed as a "500 Cigarettes Adapter" is actually the perfect visualization of what happens when you push code to production on Friday. You'll need every single one of those cigarettes to cope with the weekend support calls and Slack notifications while your manager is unreachable at some beach. The stress level goes from "I'm just gonna make this tiny change" to "I need industrial-grade nicotine delivery" in about 3.5 seconds after hitting deploy. Pro tip: if your deployment script includes ordering takeout and canceling weekend plans, you might be doing it wrong.

I’ll bet you 10 SchruteBucks they’re a programmer.

Programming

3 years ago 40.9K views 0 shares

I’ll bet you 10 SchruteBucks they’re a programmer. | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Seguir ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is Seguir GREAT MY GENDER IS FUCKING EMPLOYEE

The Notepad++

Programming Python

4 years ago 64.6K views 0 shares

The Notepad++ | code-memes, data-memes, notepad++-memes, data scientist-memes, comment-memes, jupyter-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Vicki Boykis vboykis Producer: Pitch me. Me: It's a heartfelt romance about two data scientists who have never met, but leave each other carefully-commented notes in a shared codebase, falling in love in the process. It's called "The Jupyter Notebook" Producer: Get out.