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Nothing says "trust our technology" like NVIDIA's CEO casually pondering our AI-driven extinction while selling the very hardware that'll power it. "Hey, we might all die horribly, but at least we'll die on cutting-edge NVIDIA architecture!" Talk about the ultimate sales pitch. The tech industry has gone from "our product will change your life" to "our product might end all life, but look how efficiently it'll do it!" That 80% GPU market share will be super comforting when Skynet becomes self-aware.

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Oh. My. GOD! This is what happens when a CSS developer gets their driver's license! That poor car with margin-left: -30px; has literally CRASHED through reality's boundaries! 💅 The ultimate CSS positioning nightmare come to life—when you think you're just nudging an element slightly but end up YEETING it through a wall! This is why we can't have nice things in frontend development. One minute you're tweaking margins, the next minute your Toyota is making out with a storefront. Negative margins: dangerous in both web design AND parking lots, hunny! 🚗💥

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Content 0. 4G ull E53 19:32 X rAskReddit uProredditOr 11h What is the Stupidest solution to a problem that actually worked? Advice 1 72 J 146 Share BEST COMMENTS mOle 11h I think my favourite IT story (not mine) is the server that needed to be rebooted whenever it froze completely. The mcguyver solution? Get an old pc with a CD drive, and every time it loses connection to the server it ejects the CD tray, which has a poking stick attached, which hits the reset button. The line between genius and insanity was definitely blurry there. Reply 7 more replies 137 J Add a comment