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Ah, nothing like a casual Python script to help you decide between watching a movie and literally destroying the concept of God . This is peak programmer existential crisis - when you're so burnt out that your random activity generator includes both "cook a meal" and "collapse the fundamental metaphysical framework of Western civilization." The best part? It's actually valid Python syntax. After 15 years of coding, I've found that randomly generating life decisions is the only way to ensure I ever do anything besides debugging other people's garbage. Though I usually keep my cosmic destruction subroutines in a separate module. You know, for maintainability.

Content Evil Elon Musk MrEvilMusk A programming language that doesn't allow for whitespace 11:38 AM 08 Aug 18

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Content Every beginner programmer's first output: Hello

So you're having doubts about your coding career? Don't worry, the tech industry has prepared some lovely exit routes for you. Product management is the "I still want to be in tech but without the actual coding" path. Teacher is for those who think "if I can't do it, I'll teach it" (and honestly, respect). DevRel is basically getting paid to tweet and go to conferences while pretending you still code. And then there's goose farming – the most honest option here, because at least geese are upfront about being annoying and difficult to work with, unlike your CI/CD pipeline. The real kicker? Half the senior devs you know have already mentally chosen their path. They're just waiting for the right moment or the next production incident to pull the trigger.