Connections > Competence

Content You are a modern full stack dev who needs a BA, architect, designer, PM, tech PM, scrum master, team lead, code reviewer, DevOp, SET and SRE to get anything delivered. 1 built, deployed and supported 3-tier apps on my own, after speaking with users directly. We are not the same. made with mematic

Content Tweet Do you ever get the uncontrollable urge to tell people who look miserable in their retailcustomer service jobs that they should learn how to code?! 1:25 am 31 May 22 Twitter for iPhone 2 Quote Tweets 28 Likes

You know that moment when you're frantically trying to log in and the website hits you with the classic "Wrong username or password" error? And you're sitting there like a detective trying to figure out which credential you messed up, but the website just stares back at you with zero helpful information. You ask "Which one did I get wrong?" and the website's response is basically "I missed the part where that's my problem." This is security theater at its finest. Sure, it prevents attackers from knowing whether they got the username right, but it also means you're stuck playing credential roulette with your own accounts. Was it the email? The username? Did I fat-finger the password? Is caps lock on? The website knows exactly what went wrong but chooses violence instead of clarity.

OMG, it's the ULTIMATE developer battle cry! 💀 "Deploy First, Pray Later" - because who needs testing when you have BLIND FAITH and ENERGY DRINKS?! The cute little praying bunny is all of us at 4:57 PM on Friday when someone says "let's push to production!" Meanwhile, that subtitle "god abandoned this pipeline long ago" is the tragic reality check your CI/CD process desperately needed. Your deployment strategy shouldn't require divine intervention, but here we are... FRANTICALLY LIGHTING CANDLES while production burns!

Remember that blissful era when your worth wasn't measured by how many connections you had on LinkedIn? THOSE WERE THE DAYS! 💫 Just sitting in a metaphorical field of flowers, completely unaware that someday you'd be crafting the PERFECT profile summary while stalking potential employers at 3 AM! The sheer AUDACITY of existing without knowing what "leveraging your network" meant! Now we're all just digital peacocks, frantically adding skills we barely have and connecting with people we'd cross the street to avoid. GIVE ME BACK MY FLOWER FIELD, YOU CORPORATE MONSTERS! 😭

Content Chris Albon chrisalbon Software engineering pro-tip: Follow Do not, I repeat, do not deploy this week. That is how you end up debugging a critical issue from your parent's wifi in your old bedroom while your spouse hates you for abandoning them with your racist uncle. 8:49 PM - 19 Dec 2017 11,775 Retweets 23,488 Likes 254 17 12K 23K Sat