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The eternal struggle of every software engineer on Earth. Tell someone you code for a living and suddenly you're the designated IT support for their ancient HP inkjet that's been spitting errors since 2007. Listen, I can build distributed systems that handle millions of requests, but printer drivers exist in a special hell dimension where programming logic doesn't apply. Printers were clearly invented by demons to make us question our career choices. Next family gathering, I'm telling everyone I'm a professional dog walker.

The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of Boolean operators destroying literature! Shakespeare's famous existential question has been HIJACKED by programming logic! 😱 In programming, "OR" is represented by the XOR operator (^) which evaluates to TRUE only when inputs differ. So "to be XOR not to be" is technically correct in code-speak, making Hamlet's profound question a mere Boolean expression! Dwight's face says it all - the unbearable pain of watching humanities majors butcher logical operators. The AUDACITY!

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