Just Improve Your Resume Bro

Content ok ima learn C and Vulkan damn setting up an IDE is hard..

The ultimate tech bro paradox: dropping $3000+ on a MacBook Pro with specs that could launch a satellite and $1500 on an ergonomic throne that looks like it was designed by aliens... only to pair it with the same three faded startup t-shirts that have seen more coffee spills than code reviews. It's like installing a Ferrari engine in your car but refusing to change your underwear. The cognitive dissonance is so powerful it could be harnessed as an alternative energy source.

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Dropping this hot take in a room full of developers is like throwing a grenade into a Discord server. The "Change My Mind" guy sitting there with a straight face while claiming lower_snake_case is superior to camelCase, PascalCase, or kebab-case? Bold move. Here's the thing though - snake_case genuinely is more readable according to actual research. Your eyes don't have to work as hard to parse word boundaries when there's a literal separator between them. But try telling that to the JavaScript crowd who've been camelCasing since 2009, or the C# devs who'd rather die than give up their PascalCase classes. The real war crime? Mixing conventions in the same codebase. Pick your poison and stick with it, or face the wrath of every code reviewer who has to context-switch between your schizophrenic variable names.

Content Don't shame programming languages they all have benefits! Java: widely used and multi-platform C: Easy to read and great for game development PhP: C : Low level features and useful for OS development

Content This technique for appraising developers was subsequently dropped, but some senior engineers in banking say it's not as bad as it looks. One executive director in the engineering team of a US bank says lines of code (LOC) are an important part of the calculus when appraising a developer's competency and the value of keeping himher. "Almost always, top performers have a high LOC count relative to the team or a high number of projects contributed to. Low performers tend to have low LOC relative to the team," he says. Other methods of measuring the quality of engineers have been tried, but they haven't always succeeded. JPMorgan, for example, introduced a system called BlueOptima to monitor the efficiency of its developers in late 2019, but it was discontinued after complaints. After plugging in a productivity analytics platform' for its developers, Credit Suisse showcased the following chart in its long-forgotten 2017 investor day presentation. It suggests that a few top performing teams do most of the work.